Thursday, January 31, 2008

Get thee behind me cheese puff!


Now I don't normally fall for all the glitz and glam in the junk food aisle. But yesterday without hesitation, I tossed a bag of Chester's Puffcorn into the cart thinking a favorite aunt always has a little something special for snickies when her nephews come around, right? I mean sure these particular snickies are at the very tip top of the food pyramid. So high in fact that they hover someplace right above the point I think. Actually I'm not even sure they ARE food as they sort of just dissolve in your mouth like one of those special gluey packing peanuts.
Anyweigh, how many more of those will I be buying? NONEMORE, because they only really lasted one day. Yes, I did in fact end up sharing them with four little fellows at my house but If those blessed little tummies hadn't been there for me, every last one would have dissolved on my tongue until orange powder caked the linings of all forty feet of my intestines. NOT COOL CHESTER!
I guess that we all have our kryptonite foods and now that I have a new one I'll be sure to give it the chicken eye next time I pass it in the store. Now, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll just help myself back up onto the wagon I was so rudely thrown off!

6 comments:

Tally said...

OKAY! I don't want to hear another word about "How do you get those pictures on your blog!" UH, where'd that awesome shot come from? Uh-huh. I knew you'd blow me out of the park when you finally decided to come on the scene. Very impressive.
I too enjoy the cheese puff. (Uh-oh, Stacy London is invading all parts of my speech now, not just fashion). It's the crunchies that get me though (like Devie). I have to make a hissing sound and cross my fingers at those bright orange synthetic delights every time, or they get the better of me.
"Hey Tally, get your own blog!" Who said that?

Sara said...

Smart, sexy, clever. Shansland has stormed the blog world with her frenzy of fun color in photos and words. It only takes a spark to get that girls imagination going. And soon...all those around will be voting "NUMBER 1" in the next blog contest!
Your an AWESOME writer, Shan!

Anonymous said...

Yay, you bloggin' babe! I shall now add you to my blogroll. With pleasuah.

Shelley

AfricaBleu said...

You craaazy, Shan.
Love the new digs.

WendyJanelle said...

Heh heh. This is just too funny! I myself have a weakness for those melt-in-your-mouth cheese morsels, much to the dismay of my health-fanatic friends and family. If they only knew my other eating weaknesses (white chocolate and butterfinger hot cocoa, to name a couple.)

Three hour tour said...

Away, foul cheese puff! Away! Hark, what transfat through yonder cheesepuff leaks? It is the artery and cheesepuff is the hardening. Forsake the artery and give up the hardening, for truly, a cheese puff by any other name would be generic