Thursday, January 31, 2008
Get thee behind me cheese puff!
Now I don't normally fall for all the glitz and glam in the junk food aisle. But yesterday without hesitation, I tossed a bag of Chester's Puffcorn into the cart thinking a favorite aunt always has a little something special for snickies when her nephews come around, right? I mean sure these particular snickies are at the very tip top of the food pyramid. So high in fact that they hover someplace right above the point I think. Actually I'm not even sure they ARE food as they sort of just dissolve in your mouth like one of those special gluey packing peanuts.
Anyweigh, how many more of those will I be buying? NONEMORE, because they only really lasted one day. Yes, I did in fact end up sharing them with four little fellows at my house but If those blessed little tummies hadn't been there for me, every last one would have dissolved on my tongue until orange powder caked the linings of all forty feet of my intestines. NOT COOL CHESTER!
I guess that we all have our kryptonite foods and now that I have a new one I'll be sure to give it the chicken eye next time I pass it in the store. Now, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll just help myself back up onto the wagon I was so rudely thrown off!